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laughing loud a lot. [Aug. 18th, 2008|08:43 pm]
bruhaverde
from selfmade_man post:
Если ты считаешь себя пастухом, а окружающих - стадом, то помни: это ведь пастух заботится о баранах, а не бараны о пастухе. Причем ежедневно."

That phrase is definitely for people who live in Latin America , but  were not born here.
That's hilarious!!!! and so true!
gonna tell it to any friends, who are trying to organize any business here, and getting deep depressed in the process.
HEHEHE.



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REAL ESTATE - COSTA RICA [Aug. 16th, 2008|03:29 pm]
bruhaverde
1. Who is interested in this  business (  if you are  a potential buyer / or  real estate agent / or you just  know someone, who might be interested in buying REAL ESTATE in COSTA RICA) - you are welcome to  e-mail me or Skype me.
 I'm starting to search/work/ connect with  real estate business here. And everybody here is ready to  work with me too.


2. I'm interested in finding all the people, who want/ consider/ planning any business in Costa Rica/ import-export / real estate/ tourism.
I'm looking for a partner and  I'm open to any business ideas. This is my  planning for the next year.
 
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this is confusing... [Aug. 16th, 2008|02:53 pm]
bruhaverde
In a middle of the night, passing every Strip bar in the car with a man:
He:  Oh. strip club is open....and that one is also opened... and that one too.
Me: - do u want to have some gals dancing on you:)
He: Nooo, I mean, if it opens, then it might be some food outta there.
Me, confusingly:  Tell me, for a man the food is much more important than sex? or Sex is more important than food.
He: THE FOOD! fuck of SEX.  The food is surely!
Me: whatever.....hehe.
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trying to get myself [Aug. 16th, 2008|02:46 pm]
bruhaverde
I was always thinking  about myself as I'm kind of a shy  person and  don't speak too much.
BUT, there is always a BUT.....
All the Russians here, whom I know quite well and considered to be my friends, are telling me on that phrase about my shyness and inability to talk:
I'm kind of go-get it girl! , and shut up T already you do speak toooooo   much, let me talk please...!
And after that case with Americans, they don't trust me, that I'm shy....uhhhh!
they all smile sarcastically, when I tell that I'm shy and don't speak too much...

Have I changed since I was ummmmm 18-19?
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I miss u guys and gals.... [Aug. 16th, 2008|02:16 pm]
bruhaverde
Recently  I was thinking about :
Should I come back, then I thought, NOOOO it something different.... it's not Moscow and Russia what  I miss here. Now I know, that  my feelings were right  since my childhood, I knew I deserve  more and I deserve something better than Russia can offer me... I was so right.... I just did not feel good there, I did not fit there, like I should be born  not in Russia, that was the feeling that I always had. I have no explanation of that. OMG, everybody  in Russia was trying to tell me that I'm wrong.... Now I know, I was right.

Do I miss Moscow or would I ever come back there to live? NOOO, at all.
I DO MISS sisters and mom, Rybirts and Nadya, and friends and all of them I want to see.  But not Russia and not Moscow.But I DO want close family and friends to visit me. Cause who's the hell knows, when I would go to Russia again. Hell, probably  a loooong long time I would not go there yet.
I'm not quite Russian already. I'm different, so different. I would not fit in the Russian reality already. I can not even listen to Russian music quite a lot  anymore, because it doesn't seem to fit me.Now I can understand that this is so different from my life, this is so Russian....  
I only can see the cartoons. They are fun and reminds me of childhood.
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a thought [Aug. 11th, 2008|04:58 pm]
bruhaverde
At last, I think,  should I try to be a  refugeee...PLEASEEEE
I have  a chance, probably,
I will do almost anything for that!
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tips to get a date. [Aug. 9th, 2008|02:47 am]
bruhaverde
first, got a call from my matchmaker friend shouting in my ear. T... come quick to our place - there are 3 americans outta here, young and  all of your type.
second , me, okeeeeyyy, I'm cominnggg,  thank you friend.
third,, shittttt , they just left,....just 1minute before you arrive, couldn't you just be fastttttt!!!!!!!DAMN!
forth, me: sadly... okeyyy, I can wait here for some hours, when they will appear.... iff   they.... I'm readyyyy for Americanssss.
fifth, oh T!!!,,,,, look!!!! comeeee here, they have just arrived, all, 3 of them.
sixth, me,.. where where, give meee pleazzzeeeee  .....
seventh, mee, a  usually  some kind of  a shy girl : nice to meet you ( shyly  grabbing a hand of one  cute American man)..... X ( whatever his name is).  then  shouting out VERY LOUD: BTW, I'm SINGLEEEE, VERYYY SINGLE, and ABSOLUTELY AVAILABLE TO DATE TODAY AND EVERY DAY:)!!!
eight, american man, very politely, comeeee to our office and introduce yourself pleazzee, to everyone.!
9th, me ,  entering their office and shouting out loud, heyyyyy, I'm single , very single and very very available to date an American man!!!!
Who is single AMerican outta here???????? giveeee meeee !
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the rest is history.....


the rule is: SHOUT OUT LOUD -   I"M VERY SINGLE, VERY VERY SINGLE and VERY VERY AVAILABLE TO DATE A SINGLE  AMERICAN MAN...
AFTER THAT, my matchmaking  friends do not believe me me anymore, when I say I'm veryyyy veryy shyyy.

I guess, I'm not anymore.....
hahahhahahah
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life has just begun [Aug. 7th, 2008|12:51 am]
bruhaverde
I had a date with two good tall and slim American men from California just couple of hours ago!!!!!...
AAAA. I always new, Americans are men for me,  only them!!!! ,   and  Russians suck.... im comparing with them.

that's life, real life! I  always suspected, I deserve a lot! Now I know it for sure!

I LOVEEE AMERICANSSSS,
I LOVE AMERICANSSSS
I LOVE AMERICANS!!!!!
 

from the other hand, I'm independent woman with my own car and my own apartment. That matters so much!!!
and thanks to my friends from Israel, I have met those two guys.....!!!


AAAAA!!!!! I'm so happy!
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what we like here VS what we don't [Jul. 21st, 2008|08:12 pm]
bruhaverde
SOME LITTLE THINGS THAT MAKE LIFE HAPPIER  THAN IT WAS IN RUSSIA.

DEFINITIVAMENTE UN GRAN +:

1. TOILETS !   IN THE PLACES LIKE MALLS, TIENDAS, AND EVEN ON THE ROAD TO THE BEACHES - ARE CLEAN AND SMELL SOOOOO GOOD.
AND GUESS WHAT - THEY ARE ALL TOTALLY FREE IN THE   MALLS.
P.S. TRY TO COMPARE IT TO ANY TOILET IN THE ZUM, FOR EXAMPLE,  IN RUSSIA.

2. WEATHER AND  CLIMATE AND  NATURALEZA.
EVEN IF IT'S "COLD" FOR LOCAL PEOPLE  AND RAINY. IT'S STILL NOT THAAAT COLD , IT'S STILL EVERLASTING SUMMER JUST   WITH A LOT OF  RAIN ( YOU NEED TO HAVE A CAR SURE)  AND THERE ARE STILL ALL GREENY GREEN AROUND. I CAN NOT EVEN IMAGINE THE TEMPERATURE MINUS THAN 15C - THIS IS SOOOO COLD. I CAN GET COLD ONLY WHEN THERE IS A LOT OF AIR CONDITIONER AT THE OFFICE. I FORGET SOME WORDS, LIKE FURCOAT, COAT, WINTER GLOVES, WARM SWEATERS, AND FOREVER COLD FEETS AND WINTER HIGH BOOTS, AND HATS WITH A  LOT OF FUR. I DON'T MISS THEM AT ALL.HEHE LET ALONE HOW MUCH MONEY THAT WOULD COST YOU THERE.....

3. PEOPLE ARE FRIENDLY, MIGHT BE NOT SO INTELLIGENT, BUT FRIENDLY TO OTHERS, TO STRANGERS AS WELL.
EXAMPLE: WHEN I CRASHED MY CAR AND WAS CRYING A LOT NEAR IT, SOMEONE OFFERED ME A BOTTLE OF WATER , WHICH I DRANK ALL, OTHER SOMEONE OFFERED ME A SOME SERVIETTAS.
P.S. EVEN NOT TRY TO IMAGINE HOW WOULD PEOPLE NEAR  REACT IF YOU CRASH  A CAR IN RUSSIA.
 

4.  VEGETABLES AND FRUITS EN FERIA ARE CHEAP. I 'M FULL OF PINAS,  PAPAYAS,  WATERMELONS AND MELONS, LET ALONE BANANAS - 5 KINDS OF IT  - HAHA,

6. 3 ROOMS APARTMENT WITH A LAVADORA ROOM AND A KITCHEN CAN COST YOU AROUND 400-500USD. YOU CAN NOT EVEN IMAGINE TO HAVE SUCH KIND AND WITH SO MUCH SPACE FOR ONLY YOURSELF  IN RUSSIA, BEING JUST A SIMPLE PERSON.

7.  2- 5 HOURS AWAY AND YOU ARE ON THE BEACH OR ON THE MOUNTAINS.

8. THE POSSIBILITY OF MEETING A GRINGO AND A VERY SUCCESSFUL GRINGO WITH A NORMAL MORAL  QUALITIES ARE  PRETTY HIGH. YOU JUST NEED TO FIND THE PLACES WHERE THEY ARE, WITHOUT ANY LOCALS ATTACHED. AND SURE, I DON'T LOOK LIKE A LOCAL, AND WHEN I'M TELLING WHERE I'M FROM, A GOOD GRINGO IS PRETTY MUCH FALL INTO.

9. THE POSSIBILITY TO WORK FOR A BIG COMPANY LIKE P&G AND HP WITHOUT HAVING ANY CONNECTIONS THERE IS GREAT AND AVAILABLE FOR A SIMPLE PERSON. AND WORKING FOR AMERICANS HERE  IS MUCH MORE BETTER EXPERIENCE THAN WORKING FOR RUSSIANS THERE.

10. THERE IS  NO ARMY HERE AND NO OBLIGATION TO GO INTO IT....
PS REMEMBERING ALL MY MALE FRIENDS AND PARENTS IN RUSSIA WHO HAVE SONS.

11. FINALLY, I HAVE TIME TO DO WHAT I, AND ONLY I WANT TO DO IN LIFE TO ENJOY IT.
I WILL PLAY TENNIS, I WILL HAVE A LOT MORE  NEW THINGS THAT I HAVE NEVER DREAMED TO HAVE OR DO IN RUSSIA. THIS IS COOL.


SOME THINGS THAT GET US ANGRY!

DEFINITIVAMENTE UN GRAN  -

1. LOCAL PEOPLE - ARE CRAZY, UNRELIABLE AND IRRESPONSIBLE, AND LAZY AND STUPID... HEHE.   - A "LATINO" FOR US  IS NOT A GOOD WORD TO USE WHEN DESCRIBING SOMEONE'S CHARACTER. THERE IS ONLY ONE STATEMENT FOR ME AND AL OTHER EUROPEAN PEOPLE -  I HOPE HE/SHE IS NOT LATIN. IT'S THE SAME FOR EDUCATED AND SUCCESSFUL MAN/WOMAN FROM USA/EUROPE, WE CAN NOT DATE A 'LATIN" PERSON.
NO MAN I HAVE MET HERE FINDS A LATIN WOMAN TO BE CAPABLE OF REAL RELATIONSHIP, FINDS HER ATTRACTIVE, OR PLAN TO MARRY HER. I'VE MET GRINGOS, EUROPEANS AND RUSSIANS.

2.ROADS ARE TERRIBLE AND  VERY NARROW, AND NO SIGNS OF WHERE YOU ARE GOING AT LA PISTA AND DIFFICULT TO GET SOMEWHERE AT ALL, CAUSE OF THE ALL  DIRECTION SOUND SCARY LIKE: 300 METROS DE ESA TIENDA AL NORTE.... HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE THE HELL IS THE NORTH? THERE IS NO STREET NAMES AT ALL HERE. ALSO 3 WEEKS AGO THEY INVENTED SUCH A SYSTEM TO GET RID OF THE TRAFFIC JAMS, THAT BY THE LAST NUMBERS OF YOUR CARS, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DRIVE AROUND THE CENTER OF THE CITY AND ON THE HIGHWAYS ONE DAY A WEEK, SO I CAN NOT DRIVE ON MONDAYS, IN OTHER CASE YOU PAY A MULTA. THE ROADS ARE SO NARROW THAT I CAN NOT TURN ON THEM, I ONLY CAN TURN, USING THE SPACE ATTACHED TO ROADS, IF I CAN FIND IT OF COUSE,  AND ALSO THERE ARE NO SIDE WALKS AT ALL... FORGET ABOUT IT. THE WAY THEY DRIVE, THEY DON'T SHOW ANY SIGNS TO TURN,

3. EDUCATION SYSTEM SUCKS TOTALLY. YOU'D BETTER NOT TO EDUCATE YOUR KID HERE AT ALL, OF COURSE IF YOU  DON'T WANT HIM/HER TO BE A LATIN. SEE ABOVE STATEMENT. I WAS EVEN TOLD A STORIES FROM GRINGOS, THAT SOME OF THE TEACHERS, WHO TEACH KIDS AT SCHOOL WORK AS WELL LIKE A WHORES AT NIGHTS. YOU REALLY REALLY HAVE TO CONSIDER TO GROW /EDUCATE YOUR KIDS OUT OF THIS COUNTRY. AND  BY LAW, THE ABORTIONS ARE PROHIBITED HERE, ALL RUSSIAN  MEN WERE TELLING ME THAT AT FIRST, WHEN I GOT HERE.

4. NO CULTURAL LIFE AT ALL. AND NO CITY STYLE LIFE. COUNTRY STYLE LIFE. NO WHERE TO DRESS UP AND MAKE UP HERE. NO SOCIETY TO SHINE IN AND TO SHOW YOUR NEW EARINGS AND  ALL THAT JEWELRY ON YOU. NO NEW YEAR TO CELEBRATE  AND YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE A NEW YEAR COMING SOON.THEY CAN NOT CELEBRATE IT HERE, LIKE THE WAY WE USED TO DO IT.  THERE IS NO PRE-HOLIDAY RUSH. LACK OF HOLIDAYS FEELING, LACK OF  BIG PARTIES AND NO  STEEL, GLASS, AND CEMENT MULTI-FLOORS BUILDINGS, ONLY JUNGLES AND 2 FLOORS... I MISS IT MUCH..

5. THERE IS NO WAY TO FIND A HERRING HERE OR IT'S TOTALLY OVER PRICED  NOT OR THE RYE BREAD WE USED TO HAVE, NO  POMEGRANATE IN SEPTEMBER ( BUT THE STRAWBERRIES IN JANUARY !  ARE GREAT TO HAVE THOUGH),  AND NO GRAPEFRUIT AND POMELO.

6. FINDING A CONDOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IS NOT WHAT YOU SHOULD TRY TO DO CAUSE YOU GOTCHA FAIL. NOTHING IS WORKING HERE  24 HOURS, NOTHING IS WORKING HERE UNTIL EVEN 1AM THERE IS NO NIGHT LIFE AT ALL, AS WE USED TO HAVE  IT THERE.EVERYTHING IS CLOSED, BECAUSE OF  SEE THE REASON #1 - ONLY AND ONLY REASON.


MUST BE IT FOR NOW.



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crazy thought [Jul. 15th, 2008|12:31 am]
bruhaverde
has appeared in mind.... 5 minutes ago. 
What else could I do to change my citizenship.... I've never thought that this could be that way...Life is fun and very unpredictable.
I should seriously think about it, a very seriously.
can not give any more details. Just I'm tired of waiting for nothing, living in transfer country.damn! I'm  becoming smarter and smarter each day, and   this could work out... might be. OMG!  life is really fun!
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PS. One thing only I'm sure about now, I will never do anything because of the man in my life,, I only will do things that benefit me...
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